A story about Aunty Raylene…….

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Karl said, ‘My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chooks.  One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.’

‘What’s the moral of the story?’ asked the teacher.

‘Don’t put all your eggs in one basket!’ Read the rest of this entry »

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Australian Clever Humor – Another Smart Arse Answer…….


A teacher at West Australian University reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s final exam.

“Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”

A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

“What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,

“Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”

Larry Joke – A New Teacher Was Trying To…….

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?

No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Students Test Answers; Steve was driving his car…….

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