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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license…….
12/13/2018 — womensmenshumorA Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test
The optician showed him a card with the letters
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ ‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked. ‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army…..
12/12/2018 — womensmenshumor
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
Larry…..And the new Teacher
12/12/2018 — womensmenshumor
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
