My Wife Just Asked Me If……

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Killed by a CONDOM!

Who said that Women can’t…..

My wife screamed so much during sex last night….

My wife screamed so much during sex last night. 

How was I to know she had a key to her sister’s.

My wife told me women are better at multitasking than…

My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and be quiet. 

Guess what… She couldn’t do either!

Man Translations:"I can’t find it," REALLY MEANS….

Man Translations:”I can’t find it,” 

REALLY MEANS, “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

Real Mens Advice: Under no circumstances

Real Mens Advice:

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

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