My wife screamed so much during sex last night.
How was I to know she had a key to her sister’s.
My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and be quiet.
Guess what… She couldn’t do either!
Man Translations:”I can’t find it,”
REALLY MEANS, “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
Real Mens Advice:
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.