My wife screamed so much during sex last night….

My wife screamed so much during sex last night. 

How was I to know she had a key to her sister’s.

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Answer : Mrs.Claus…

Answer : Mrs.Claus

Question : Who was the only person in history that was unhappy when Santa came early?

I farted the other day and this man said….

I farted the other day and this man said “How dare you fart in front of my wife.” 

So I said “Sorry I did not know it was her turn.”

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