Last night I got so drunk that when I got ………

Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs,

I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear.

Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other half.

It was only when I got to the very top I realized I was still on the bus home.

 

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Today’s Male Sex Joke….Q. What’s the ultimate rejection? A. When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

A. When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in….

 in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. 
They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

More From Young Larry….

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

Why do you do that, mommy? he asked.  Read the rest of this entry »

Aussie Joke – Bruce & Sheila are shopping….

Bruce and Sheila are shopping when Bruce picks up a dozen cans of beer and puts them into the trolley.

“What the F#*%! do you think you’re doing?” says Sheila.

“They’re on special, only $10 for 12 cans”, Bruce says.

“Put them back. We can’t afford it,” says Sheila and they carry on shopping…

A few minutes later the Sheila picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

“What the F#*%! do you think you’re doing?” asks Bruce.”

It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” Sheila says.

To which Bruce replies..

“SO DOES 12 CANS OF BEER AND THAT’S ONLY HALF THE F*%KING PRICE”

The Perfect Voice Mail / Answer Machine Message…..NOT?


I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring  enough to call.  

I am making some changes in my life.  

Please leave a message after the  Beep.

If I do not  return your call,  You are one of the  changes.”

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is…

their eyes!
Women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.
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