Daily Joke – The Sniffer Dog……..

A man settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever between them in the middle seat.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on  the plane.

The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a ‘sniffing  dog’.

‘His name is Sniffer and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work.’

The plane took off and, once it had leveled out, the Policeman said ‘Watch this.’
 
He told Sniffer to ‘search’.
 
Sniffer  jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman’s arm.

The Policeman said ‘Good boy’ and he turned to the man and said ‘That woman is in possession of marijuana. I’m making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

‘Gee, that’s  pretty good,’ replied the first man.

Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.

The dog sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat and this time he placed two paws on the agent’s arm.


The Policeman said, ‘That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I’m making a note of his seat number for the police.’

‘I like it!’ said his seat mate.

The  Policeman then told Sniffer to ‘search’ again.

Sniffer walked up  and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.

The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn’t figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, ‘What’s going on  ?’

The Policeman nervously replied, ‘He’s just found a bomb.’

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Police Joke – A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. Herolled down his window and ..

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, 

“Is there a problem, Officer?” 

“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.

Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do with the money?” 

The driver thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.”

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him – he’s a smart butt when he’s drunk and stoned.”

The guy from the back seat said, “I TOLD you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!” 

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, “Are we over the border yet?”

Clean Joke Of The Day…A guy was driving when a policeman pulled himover

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, 

“Is there a problem, Officer?” 

“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.

Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do with the money?” 

The driver thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.”

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him – he’s a smart arse when he’s drunk and stoned.”

The guy from the back seat said, “I TOLD you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!” 

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, “Are we over the border yet?”

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