Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children….


Funny and maybe true Monday Management Tips – Are You Lonely?……

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Management Advice: WORK VIRUS WARNING! – This is very serious….. NOT!


There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, take two good friends to the nearest pub or bottle shop.

Purchase the antidote known as:

Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or

Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter – (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected
and WORK is controlling your life.

Crazy Laws – In Portugal, it’s against the the law to pee…

America’s Credit Rating…… Sooooo True! (To View, Just Click on the picture twice)

A MISUNDERSTOOD BILL CLINTON – Told by Hillary Clinton……

Finally, the true story as told by Hillary Clinton to world leaders……

Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when,at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice.

The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.

The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this wasthe best they could do on such short notice. 

Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.

The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny.

By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. 

It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom.

Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse.

By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn’t remember which door led to the bathroom. 

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.

As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky’s office with his trousers around his knees. 

As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President  whisper in a barely audible voice,  

“Sack my cook.” 

And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred

Australia – Breaking News: Julia G has found her shoe – see picture……..

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