Scam against Older Men – Fresh From Australia

Warning: Scam Against Older Men and this is  good

And a  lot of men would have been caught.

Women often receive  warnings about protecting themselves at shopping centres and in dark car parks etc.

This is the first warning I have seen for men.. I wanted to  pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.

A ‘heads up’ for those  men who may be regular customers at Bunnings, Mitre 10, or even K-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.

Over the last month I  became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to  get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough  to think it couldn’t happen to you or your  friends. Here’s how the scam  works:

Two nice-looking,  university-aged girls will come over to your car or ute as you are  packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out  of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look). When you thank  them and offer them a tip,they say ‘No’ but instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s.

You agree and they climb  into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing.

Then one of them  starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your  wallet.

I had my wallet stolen  March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th.  Also April 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th,  and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to  be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

K-Mart has wallets on  sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for 99c at the two dollar store and bought them out in three of their  stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald’s. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and  forth from Bunnings, to Mitre 10, to K-Mart etc.

So please, send this on  to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in  the afternoon.)

Please take this seriously and pass  on.


10 Things You Don`t Want to Hear During Surgery:

1. Things you don`t want to hear during surgery:

2. Better save that. We`ll need it for the autopsy.

3. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”

4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what`s that? 6. Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there.

7. Oh no! Where`s my Rolex.

8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

9. There go the lights again?

10. “Ya know, there`s big money in kidneys? and this guy`s got two of `em.”

Just A Quickie… A surgeon operating on a man accidentally cuts offthe patient’s testicles

A surgeon operating on a man slips and accidentally cuts off the patient’s testicles.

He quickly inserts two onions and sews him back up.

One month later, the man goes back for a check-up.

“Any problems?” asks the surgeon.

“A few,” explains the man.

“I cry when I pee, my wife gets heartburn after sex and I get a hard-on when I see a cheese sandwich!”

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Step Back, I Know First-Aid

When a car skidded on wet road and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.

A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside.

“Step aside, lady,” he barked. “I’ve taken a course in first-aid!”

The woman watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on the shoulder.

“Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m right here.”

Joke of The Day – A young doctor had moved out to a small community to….

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.

The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could
become used to a new doctor.

At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.”

The older doctor says, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit.

Why not cut back on the amount you’ve been eating and see if that does the trick?”

As they left, the younger man said, “You didn’t even examine that woman?

How’d you come to the diagnosis so quickly?”

“I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up,

I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick.”

“Huh,” the younger doctor said. “Pretty clever. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll try that at the next house.”

Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman.

She said that she just didn’t have the energy she once did and said, “I’m feeling terribly run down lately.”

“You’ve probably been doing too much work for the Church,” the younger doctor told her.

“Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.”

As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct,
but how did you arrive at it?”

“I did what you did at the last house.I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it,

I noticed the vicar under the bed.” 

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