Little Larry is back ……

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

Why do you do that, mommy? he asked.

 To make myself beautiful, said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

What’s the matter, asked Larry Giving up?

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Larry Joke – A New Teacher Was Trying To…….

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?

No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Smart Ass Joke Of the Day….Little Johnny was at the football…

Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said

“Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts”

Immediately little Johnny said, “Ooh me sir me”

The coach then said, “But Johnny you are the worst in the team!”

Then Johnny said, “I know, but goalposts can’t jump!”

The Maths teacher saw Larry wasn’t paying attention…..

The maths teacher saw that Larry wasn’t paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, “Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”

Larry quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”

Larry Wasn’t Paying Attention In Class…..

The maths teacher saw that Larry wasn’t paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, “Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”

Larry quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”

Little Johnny Strikes Again…….

The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.’

The teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’.

Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family went to see Rock City and I was ‘fascinated.’ The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him.

Johnny said, ‘My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.’

The teacher sat down and cried.

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