The Lawyer vs. The Butcher…..

A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, makes way for a butcher shop and steals a leg of ham.

The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?”

The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”

“Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.”

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50.

The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

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Lawyer Humor; Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night……

Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.

“How’s business?” asked the first.

“Rotten,” replied the other. “Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles.

When I finally caught up to it, there were already two other lawyer hanging on to the bumper.”

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