Joke Of The Day… The Sailor and Cab Driver in Vegas…..

A sailor flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket — If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his driver’s license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said, “If you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!” So the sailor was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the sailor, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The sailor thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The sailor got in the first cab in the line, “How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked? “Fifteen bucks,” came the reply. “And how much for you to give me oral sex on the way?”

“What?!!! Get the hell out of my cab.”

The sailor got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked “How much for a ride to the airport?” The cabbie replied “fifteen bucks.”

The sailor said “OK” and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the sailor gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.


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Funny Cartoon for the Day…. Bob & Steve noticed….

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Today’s Rude Cartoon – ‘Warning – Gay Nudist Beach!……… (Click On Twice to Enlarge)


They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.

In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.

“Isn’t it wonderful?” Elton asked David. “All these crying babies…and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!

“The nurse said, “Oh sure, he’s happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the dummy out of his arse….”

Camila’s Shoes – Warning 100% NOT Politically Correct & For ADULTS eyes ONLY!

Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tight as the day went on. That night, after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles retired back to their room.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said ‘Please remove my shoes darling, one’s feet are killing one.’
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour. But It wouldn’t budge.

‘Harder!’ yelled Camilla.

‘Harder?’ Charles yelled back. ‘I’m trying darling! But it’s just so bloody tight!’

‘Come on give it all you’ve got, ‘ she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed, ‘Oh god, that feels so good !’

In their bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, ‘See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that.’

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out, ‘Oh god, darling, this one’s even tighter.’
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: ‘That’s my boy; once a navy man, always a navy man!’

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