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Amazon Delivery Drones are…..

Funny Instruction For Idiots – Look Ma, No Fingers…..

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Dumb Or Clever Student Test Answer? – Name the wife of Orpheus….

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Blonde Humor – Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn’t.

The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously,

“Hurry up! It’s starting to rain and the top is down.”

Blonde Humor: A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and….

how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies, “Yes.”

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, “For best results, put on two coats.”

A City Yuppie tries grow Chickens

A City Yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks.

“That’s a lot of chicks,” commented the proprietor. “I mean business,” the city slicker replied.

A week later the yuppie was back again. “I need another 100 chicks,” he said. “Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming,” the man told him.
“Yeah,” the yuppie replied. “If I can iron out a few problems.” “Problems?” asked the proprietor.

“Yeah,” replied the yuppie, “I think I planted that last batch too close together.”

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