Last night I got so drunk that when I got ………

Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs,

I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear.

Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other half.

It was only when I got to the very top I realized I was still on the bus home.

 

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My Wife Just Asked Me If……

Two Income Family…

I farted the other day and this man said….

I farted the other day and this man said “How dare you fart in front of my wife.” 

So I said “Sorry I did not know it was her turn.”

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