Subject; Joke Of The Day – Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise.
Her boss is annoyed and asks, “Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?”
Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise.
First, I iron better than you.’ Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’ Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’ Wife: ‘Oh.’ Maria: ‘
The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’ Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’ Maria: ‘Your husband did.’ Wife: ‘Oh.’ Maria:
‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..’ The wife is obviously upset:
‘Did my husband say that ?’ Maria: ‘No, Señora, the gardener did.’
Wife: ‘So, how much do you want?’