Joke Of the Day-Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze.

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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: ‘My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner. ‘

2nd Hillbilly says: ‘Why is that stupid?’

1st Hillbilly says: ‘We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!’

2nd Hillbilly says: ‘That’s nothin’! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of   them new fangled warshin ‘ machines!’

1st Hillbilly says: ‘Why is that so stupid?’ 

2nd Hillbilly says: ”Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!’

3rd Hillbilly says: ‘That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yer 
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fer 
some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.’

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: ‘Well, what’s so dumb about that?’ 

3rd Hillbilly says: ‘She ain’t got no dick

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