1. Things you don`t want to hear during surgery:
2. Better save that. We`ll need it for the autopsy.
3. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”
4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what`s that? 6. Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there.
7. Oh no! Where`s my Rolex.
8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
9. There go the lights again?
10. “Ya know, there`s big money in kidneys? and this guy`s got two of `em.”