10 Things You Don`t Want to Hear During Surgery:

1. Things you don`t want to hear during surgery:

2. Better save that. We`ll need it for the autopsy.

3. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”

4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what`s that? 6. Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there.

7. Oh no! Where`s my Rolex.

8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

9. There go the lights again?

10. “Ya know, there`s big money in kidneys? and this guy`s got two of `em.”

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