A story about Aunty Raylene…….

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Karl said, ‘My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chooks.  One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.’

‘What’s the moral of the story?’ asked the teacher.

‘Don’t put all your eggs in one basket!’ Read the rest of this entry »

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10 Things You Don`t Want to Hear During Surgery:

1. Things you don`t want to hear during surgery:

2. Better save that. We`ll need it for the autopsy.

3. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”

4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what`s that? 6. Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there.

7. Oh no! Where`s my Rolex.

8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

9. There go the lights again?

10. “Ya know, there`s big money in kidneys? and this guy`s got two of `em.”

Bless Me Father – I Have Sinned……..

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to
the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:
“Father … during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her
from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”

The priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no
need to confess that.” Read the rest of this entry »

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