A surgeon operating on a man slips and accidentally cuts off the patient’s testicles.
He quickly inserts two onions and sews him back up.
One month later, the man goes back for a check-up.
“Any problems?” asks the surgeon.
“A few,” explains the man.
“I cry when I pee, my wife gets heartburn after sex and I get a hard-on when I see a cheese sandwich!”
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