Joke Of The Day… "Learn To Swear"

Learn to swear

A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

‘You know what?’ says the 7-year-old, ‘I think it’s about time we started Swearing.’

The 4-year-old nodshis head in approval, so the 7-year-old says,

When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to swear first, then you swear after Me, ok?’

‘Ok’ the 4-year-old, agrees with enthusiasm..

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7-year-old what he wants for Breakfast.

‘Oh, shit mum, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have some Coco Pops’

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up,

And ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4-year-old and asked with a stern voice, ‘ And what do YOU
Want for breakfast, young man?’

‘I don’t know,’ he blubbers, ‘but it won’t be f**king Coco Pops’

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