Quick Joke – "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I inviteda mate home for dinner."

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a mate home for dinner.”

“What? Are you crazy?

The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that.”

“Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?”

“Because the poor bastard is thinking about getting married.”

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