Rude Sexist Quick Joke – I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Wife came into the lounge…

I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Wife came into the lounge and says:

“Fancy a shag Babe?”

I said, “After the football love”

She said, “You do realise that you can record it?”

I said, “Nice, you get the camcorder, I’ll come upstairs when the footy finishes”.

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