SEXIST DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS: Male ONLY Readers recommended!!!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish………………………………………49

Adventurous……………..Slept with everyone

Athletic………………………………..No tits

Average looking………………..Ugly

Beautiful………………………Pathological liar

Contagious Smile………………Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure………………….On medication

Feminist……………………………………Fat

Free spirit………………………………Junkie

Friendship first……………………..Former slut

Fun……………………………………Annoying

New-Age…………..Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned………………………..No BJs

Open-minded……………………………Desperate

Outgoing……………………Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate………………………….Sloppy drunk

Professional………………………………Bitch

Voluptuous……………………………..Very Fat

Large frame……………………………Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate………………………….Stalker

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