A blind man enters a women’s bar in Amsterdam.

A blind man enters a women’s bar in Amsterdam..

He walks to the bar and orders a drink.

After a while he stood  up and yelled to  the barman: “Hey, you want to hear a joke about a blonde ?

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

With a deep, husky voice the woman next to him says: “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: I am a 1.90 m wide, 100-pound blonde  with a black belt in karate.

Four: The woman sitting next to me, is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.

Five: The woman at your side is a blonde and is a wrestler

I advise you to have a good think about it, sir. Would you still tell that joke? “

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:

No, not if I ‘m going to explain it five times.”

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