A chicken farmer enters a bar in sits down next to a woman and ordereda glass of champagne. The woman says:

A chicken farmer enters a bar in sits down next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman says:
“What do you know, I just ordered a glass of champagne as well!”
“What a coincidence,” he says, “this is a special day for me, I have something to celebrate.”
“For me it is also a special day and I have something to celebrate!” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
 They clink their glasses and he asks
“What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have spent years trying to have children and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
“I’m chicken farmer. For years my hens were infertile, but today they finally started to lay fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great” says the woman, “what made your chicken suddenly so fertile?”
“I got another rooster,” he replies.
She smiles and says:
“What a coincidence!”

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