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Joke Of The Day – Robot For Sale…..


A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

Son says, “Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.”

Dad says,”What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.”

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says,”Well, he certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

Doctor examines a man and says "you have….

Doctor examines a man and says “WOW, you have 5 penis’…how do your pants fit” 

The man said “Like a glove”.

I asked her "How do you know when you…

I asked her “How do you know when you are getting old? 

She told me ” “When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.”

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