A drunk hobo staggers around on the street when he spots a woman and a child.
”That must be the ugliest child I have ever seen in my entire life”, he says to her, and walks off again.
The lady breaks down in tears, and the sound of her sobbing attracts a pizza delivery boy.
”What’s wrong,” he asks.
”I have just been insulted so badly, you wouldn’t believe”, she cries.
”There there,” the delivery boy says comfortingly,
”Here’s a handkerchief to dry your eyes, and a banana for the sweet little chimp.”