Quick Joke Of The Day – A drunk hobo staggers around on the street when he spots a woman and a child.

A drunk hobo staggers around on the street when he spots a woman and a child.

”That must be the ugliest child I have ever seen in my entire life”, he says to her, and walks off again.

The lady breaks down in tears, and the sound of her sobbing attracts a pizza delivery boy.

”What’s wrong,” he asks.

”I have just been insulted so badly, you wouldn’t believe”, she cries.

”There there,” the delivery boy says comfortingly,

”Here’s a handkerchief to dry your eyes, and a banana for the sweet little chimp.”

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