This is why Mothers sometimes yell at their Children –

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"It’s not often you have seen a picture of the exact moment you started needing therapy –

baby therapy

How to "get the Girl" –

get the girl

"Holy Crap!…. you… only have two nipples??"

two nipples

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl……

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.


I kept thinking to myself,  please don’t get an erection, 
please don’t get an erection………

but she did!

Quick Joke Of The Day – A drunk hobo staggers around on the street when he spots a woman and a child.

A drunk hobo staggers around on the street when he spots a woman and a child.

”That must be the ugliest child I have ever seen in my entire life”, he says to her, and walks off again.

The lady breaks down in tears, and the sound of her sobbing attracts a pizza delivery boy.

”What’s wrong,” he asks.

”I have just been insulted so badly, you wouldn’t believe”, she cries.

”There there,” the delivery boy says comfortingly,

”Here’s a handkerchief to dry your eyes, and a banana for the sweet little chimp.”

The Penis Poem…..

penis poem
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