One Liners for today……I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently and

  • I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently and it’s been getting serious recently. She asked me to move out with her.

  • I got kicked out of a bookshop once for putting ‘signed by author’ stickers on the Bible

  • I briefly considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays.

 

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