Joke Of The Day – ‘I have a Little Sat Nav (GPS)" Men Vs Women

I have a little Sat Nav

It sits there in my car

A Satnav is a driver’s friend

It tells you where you are…..

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I have a little Satnav

I’ve had it all my life

It does more than the normal one

My Satnav is my wife

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It gives me full instructions

On exactly how to drive

“It’s thirty miles an hour” it says

“And you’re doing thirty five”

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It tells me when to stop and start

And when to use the brake

And tells me that it’s never ever

Safe to overtake

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It tells me when a light is red

And when it goes to green

It seems to know instinctively

Just when to intervene

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It lists the vehicles just in front

It lists those to the rear

And taking this into account

It specifies my gear

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I’m sure no other driver

Has so helpful a device

For when we leave and lock the car

It still gives its advice

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It fills me up with counselling

Each journey’s pretty fraught

So why don’t I exchange it

And get a quieter sort?

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Ah well, you see, it cleans the house

Makes sure I’m properly fed

It washes all my shirts and things

And – keeps me warm in bed!

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