A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.
She tells the man, “You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say, can and will be held against you.”
The drunk says:
“Tits.”
A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.
She tells the man, “You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say, can and will be held against you.”
The drunk says:
“Tits.”
Bruce comes home from the pub and sees Sheila watching Gordon Ramsay’s cooking show on the TV
Bruce says; “What are you watching that shit for? You can’t cook to save your life!.”
To which Sheila replies; “So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?”
What is COURAGE?
What is the meaning of courage?
Is it to fight a Bull in a bullfight without any weapon?
Is it to undertake an Outback trip in a Mini Moke?
Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?
Is it to undergo open-heart surgery knowing that the surgeon has a drinking problem?
Is it to practice free fall parachuting?
Is it to perform a root-canal on yourself?
Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?
Bullshit… those are nothing!
THIS my friend is COURAGE!!!
Its also the Last picture I have of my dog “Lucky!” (Just Joking!)
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