Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
She sways up to him and whispers in his ear “You can have me for only ‘Twenty pounds”
Paddy had never been with a prostitute before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds. So they went into the bushes.
They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It is a Police Officer.
‘What’s going on here, people?’ asks the cop
‘I’m making love to me wife!,’ Paddy answers sounding annoyed-
‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says the cop, ‘I didn’t know’
‘Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!!’