Osama bin Laden will one day die. Soon he knocks on the gates of hell. The devil looks at him and says:
“Actually, I’m completely full, there is no place, but I can not really let go.
In your place I will have another free show. You can choose whose place you take and you can choose between three doors. “
The devil opens the first door. In the space behind the door Adolf Hitler occupied rock pieces.
He needs a tombstone heels for every Jew he has hunted to death.
“If you want to take his place,” says the devil, ‘you every day to chop rocks. “
“Seems not a good idea, because I have a weak shoulder,” replied Bin.
The devil opens the door to half space. As the Ayatollah Khomeini is busy writing.
For every death that he has on his conscience, he the devil for punishment once the Bible by hand writing.
“If you want to take his place,” says the devil, “you have to write every day.” “Nothing for me, because I can not write,” replied Bin.
The Devil opens the third door. Behind the door is a room where Bill Clinton on his back. Naked and tied up. His legs spread wide apart.
Between his legs is Monica Lewinsky, and she’s busy with her favorite oral specialization.
“Yes, this seems like a tolerable punishment,” Bin Laden calls enthusiastically.
“Okay,” says the devil laughing, “so be it … Monica, you can go!