Joke Of The Day – In Hell – (Not To Be Taken Seriously!)

Osama bin Laden will one day die. Soon he knocks on the gates of hell. The devil looks at him and says:

“Actually, I’m completely full, there is no place, but I can not really let go.

In your place I will have another free show. You can choose whose place you take and you can choose between three doors. “

The devil opens the first door. In the space behind the door Adolf Hitler occupied rock pieces.

He needs a tombstone heels for every Jew he has hunted to death.

“If you want to take his place,” says the devil, ‘you every day to chop rocks. “

“Seems not a good idea, because I have a weak shoulder,” replied Bin.

The devil opens the door to half space. As the Ayatollah Khomeini is busy writing.

For every death that he has on his conscience, he the devil for punishment once the Bible by hand writing.

“If you want to take his place,” says the devil, “you have to write every day.” “Nothing for me, because I can not write,” replied Bin.

The Devil opens the third door. Behind the door is a room where Bill Clinton on his back. Naked and tied up. His legs spread wide apart.

Between his legs is Monica Lewinsky, and she’s busy with her ​​favorite oral specialization.

“Yes, this seems like a tolerable punishment,” Bin Laden calls enthusiastically.
“Okay,” says the devil laughing, “so be it … Monica, you can go!

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This Weeks Story about Larry…..And the new Teacher

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?

No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

I said to her "So, what’s your sign? …. She said to me "No Entry"

Little Johnny Strikes Again…….

The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.’

The teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’.

Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family went to see Rock City and I was ‘fascinated.’ The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him.

Johnny said, ‘My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.’

The teacher sat down and cried.

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