Today’s Cartoon…..The Toothbrush Talking to the Toilet Paper

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Todays Rude Riddle..Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?….

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?

Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

Todays Blonde Joke; Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?.. She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.

Men Vs Women ….Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for?

Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife:  Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an  hour??

Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, ‘Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.’

Two blondes walk into a building………..you’d think at least one of them would have seen it.

Health Warning About Drinking………..

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.

When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.


When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.


Warn all your friends.

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