Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”


SPONGES: Are are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. .. I don’t know; it has never happened. .

He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him -Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Smart Ass Answer For The Day: If Someone asks you when is the best time to go shopping? .Answer:When the stores are open

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