Joke Of The Day – The Will..

Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

So, he says to  them:

“Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses”
“Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall.”
“Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.”
“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the Thames.


The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Harold slips away, she says: 
             

“Mrs Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this  property”.

Sarah replies, “Property? …… the asshole had a paper round!”

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