A man suspected his wife seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective Chen Lee, to report any activities while he was at work.
A few days later he received this report from the renowned detective:
Most honorable Sir,
You leave house. I watch. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in Hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. He play with she, she play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee.