A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer.
The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him…..”Where are you from?
You sound English”, “I’m from across the severn,” replies the man nervously.
“What do you do, just across the Severn?”, “I’m a taxidermist.”
“What on earth is one of those?”, “I mount animals.”
“Its alright boys,” shouts the barman he’s one of us.