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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license…….

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test

The optician showed him a card with the letters

‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ ‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked. ‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’

An Aussie Romantic Dinner… just for two!

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army…..

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Larry…..And the new Teacher

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?

No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Today’s Cartoon ….. It’s about Pigs

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