Joke Of The Day; Little Johnny’s Breakfast; Mexican Boarder..

Little Johnny’s Breakfast – – – – –

A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.

To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, ‘E-G-G’. 

‘Very good’, says the teacher. 

Peter says he had toast ‘T-O-A-S-T’.
‘Excellent.’ 

Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. 

‘I had bugger all’, he says, ‘ B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L’. 

The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer. 

Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions. 

Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada.

Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada ‘s east coast.

When it’s Johnny’s turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question. 

Johnny, she asks, ‘Where is the Mexican border?’ 

Johnny ponders the question and finally says, ‘The Mexican boarder is in bed with my mother, 
That’s why I got bugger all for breakfast’
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Joke Of The Day; After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife..

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

 
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. 
 
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. 
 
Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice,
 
 
 ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?’ To which he responded: ‘I found the remote.’..

More From Young Larry….

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

Why do you do that, mommy? he asked. 

To make myself beautiful, said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

What’s the matter, asked Larry Giving up?

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license…….

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test

The optician showed him a card with the letters

‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ ‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked. ‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army…..

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Larry…..And the new Teacher

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?

No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Today’s Cartoon ….. It’s about Pigs

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